"You are going to laugh so hard. You are going to be so tired of laughing." - FAKE NEWS
"Shocking and disrespectful....Intellectually Elitist..." - FOX & FRIENDS
"This will be the most attended show in history. Period."
"...Despite the constant negative press...covfefe!"
"Some of these actors are very fine people. On both sides."
"This is the most difficult show to mount because it's happening in a theatre. It's a theatre in the middle of a city. It's in a city. You can't just drive your trucks there from other states."